Fashion Keanu > Sad Keanu.
The Wyld Stallyns will rock again.
We’re just gonna pretending they’re dating for real.
Don’t hold your breath, ladies.
So bad it’s… no, it’s still just bad.
If you thought you couldn’t love him any more, well, be prepared.
You might not have even heard of it, but this Keanu Reeves action flick really is one of the best in years.