Prepare to (temporarily) lose faith in humanity.
Have a weak stomach? You might want to pass on this opportunity.
It’s slightly more important than the spelling on the side of your Starbucks PSL.
The Ortho God has arrived.
No pain relief. No midwife. No problem.
What a story to tell the grandkids.
And he happened to miss the most exiting game yet!
Or is it two of the second-dumbest shirts of all time at $808 each?
Move over wipe warmers, these are super weird.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.