Every parent should be having ‘the talk’ with their child.
At least he kept calm.
So much better than a tanning on a beach.
So you can still sleep with the lights off.
Here’s hoping this group makes it out alive.
An interactive world straight out of your nightmares.
Hide your kids, hide your wife ’cause they’re coming for us.
He’s a free man now.
Our childhoods would be a lot creepier, that’s for sure.
Apparently, the sex was good. But wait until you see the other crazy headlines we’ve rounded up this week.