This is not an acceptable way to celebrate Shark Week.
Olympic Wins Vs Actual Fins.
*Cue Jaws music*
They might be vicious predators, but they certainly have a soft side.
Hey sharks, you’re not welcome!
The best part is, you can’t get wet (or eaten).
Brace yourselves. Things are about to take a turn for the weird.
It’s like nature mashed all of our nightmares into one species.
They’re just like people at the buffet who can inhale 20 spring rolls per minute.
Madison Stewart (a.k.a. Shark Girl) is one bad-ass chick.