Hope you’re not too ticklish.
Preventative healthcare inked into your skin.
Dainty and delightful.
Finally, a stretch mark treatment with visible results.
Temporary tattoo, anyone?
Instant gratification, no regret.
Drinking responsibly just got easier.
Brows on fleek… permanently.
On the day before his high school graduation. How cute!
Father of the year? Pfft. Father of life.