You’ll be needing a new social media profile picture immediately.
You won’t even need to leave Canada.
Cloudy with a chance of rabies.
Batten down the hatches!
You’ll get used to it… said no one ever.
Winter’s too long to wear pants every day.
Winter goal: don’t get frostbite or hypothermia!
Goodbye, flimsy fashion coat.
It’s not all sugarplum fairies and and great holiday eats out there.