The holidays are in full swing, with people hustling and bustling through malls and craft fairs to snag the perfect gift. With January 1 just around the corner, a brand-new calendar might strike you as an ideal present, right? Well, it could be (this sexy food guy calendar would be nice), but beware, because calendars have changed a lot. If you don’t like seeing half-naked men in quilt-sarongs eating burritos, the current state of monthly reminders will shock you. Here are 12 of the most bizarre calendars we could find, from the oddly specific to, um, a home birth dad calendar.
Seriously, who buys these calendars?
Yoga DogsThe Yoga Dogs calendar series is so life-like, it's creepy. Yoga Dogs
Shirtless Men and Spicy BurritosThere's got to be someone out there who can't live without quilting men who love Mexican food, right?Megan Dougherty
Hot Mormon MuffinsNeed more than just a sexy treat every month? Well, these pin-up Mormon moms share a new muffin recipe each month. Mormons Exposed
Home Birth DadsKnow someone who is having a home birth? What about someone who loves the movie 'Junior'? Well, here's your calendar. Katie Hall
Sexy CoffinsWhen you think coffins, do you ever wonder how to make them sexier? Here's a calendar that did just that. For some reason.Cofani Funebri
NYC Taxi DriversThis is for anyone who has ever pictured their cab driver naked.Philip and Shannon Kirkman
Nuns Having FunWhile we appreciate the idea of seeing nuns in a whole new light, who the heck is buying this calendar?Maureen Kelly and Jeffrey Stone
Goats in TreesThis definitely fills a niche, but we are absolutely uncertain what it is. Browntrout
Guinea Pig GamesWhat kind of acid trip was required to cook up this idea? Okay, we'd probably watch an animal Olympics.Paul Cocken
Extraordinary ChickensThis is not what your friend had in mind when they said they were interested in rare birds. Stephen-Green Armytage
Cow YogaBecause dog yoga just didn't fulfill the animals-getting-zen appetite. Willow Creek Press
LawyersGet your dad jokes right here.Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC