Quick: If you could change one part of your husband’s body, what would it be?
Before you answer, may we provide you with this friendly little tip? Whatever the survey says, you should probably never, ever, ever say “penis.” Especially if Hubby is standing right there. That, ladies and and gentlemen, is what went down on an episode of Family Feud recently and words can’t even begin to describe the poor dude’s reaction to his wife’s outburst.
Imagine a combination of nervous giggles, blushing and straight up shifty eyes. Seriously, we can only imagine what went through Pete’s head when his wife Joyce — without even hesitating — called out his lack of endowment. And no, we don’t think she just thinks it’s too … big.
That’s not even the best part. When host Steve Harvey shot dear old Joyce the “oh no you did-ent, what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you” look and followed with a blunt, “What?” she made the entire thing about a billion times worse by turning to poor Pete, turning back to Steve, tapping him on the arm and saying, “You were thinking it.”
We want to know what poor Steve was thinking. Admirably, Harvey didn’t ask. He just shook his head in disbelief in that oversized suit of his.
Oh, and for those wondering, “penis” was not among the Top 7 answers on the board. Why are we telling you about it though? Forgive us. You should really just watch it for yourself.
Of course, as far as terrible answers go Joyce isn’t the worst offender. Having people spout whatever comes off the top of their head is one of the best reasons to watch the show. For example, let us highlight some of these not-so-bright-but-hilarious-nonetheless answers from over the years:
Tell me a man’s name that starts with the Letter K:
Kentucky Fried chicken.
Name a term that means “wife:”
Name something a burglar would NOT want to see when breaking into a house:
Something that comes with a summer storm:
Something Russia is famous for, Bob:
Name something normally worn only by children:
Name something you squeeze:
There are some things you can’t make up. These are some of them, but here are more: