Gwyneth Paltrow fans rejoice: goop MRKT has finally made its way to Toronto and we were lucky enough to pay a visit to the gorgeous space before its official opening. Bright, airy and smelling just like GP’s summer home in the Hamptons (we imagine), the MRKT features all sorts of fancy people stuff, like magic face masks, clean beauty galore, golden straws and the finest of artisinal teas. Below, we bring you the goopiest things we found in store, all of which will bring you one step closer to becoming Gwyneth herself.
The goopiest items from the Toronto goop pop-up MRKT
Cocoon Tea Artisans green quince teaThis 100 per cent organic green quince tea is so hot right now that it actually has a waitlist online. And of course, you can count on Gwyneth to curate a drink that comes in a container so chic, you'd even consider housing the ashes of your dear designer hairless Sphynx cat in it when finished with the tea.
Cocoon Tea Artisans tea, $45 at goop.goop
invisi foaming tan waterGP would never be caught dead not looking sun kissed by the Montenegro sun after three glorious days sailing along the Adriatic coastline. If only we all could look as captivating. But wait. Enter: Vita Liberata Invisi Foaming Tan Water, the no-streak, moisturizing, transfer resistant tan that allows you to bronze safely, and luxuriously.
Vita Liberata Invisi Foaming Tan Water, $49 at goop.goop
Pure linen cocktail napkinsNothing quite says "rustic and low-key rich" like linen cocktail napkins with unfinished edges. By the way, they get softer with every wash, which your guests will surely notice.
Sir Madam Natural Cocktail Napkins, $63 at goop.goop
gold strawsPlastic straws are so passé and being the environmentalist that she is, we're sure GP thinks so too. But you don't have to go around with a soggy, paper one like a pleb. Instead opt for these stainless steel gold versions so that the next time you're at Starbucks and the barista asks if you want a straw with your Venti Iced Caffe Latte with soy, you can pull this out of your purse and say, "no thanks."
Gold Stainless Steel Cocktail Straws, $31 at goop. goop
crave vibrator necklaceHave you ever felt compelled to wear a sex toy? Neither have we, but now you can do it in style with this chic, USB chargeable, 24K gold plated, bullet-shaped, four speed vibrator. Not only is it easy to clean, it's the most discreet looking vibrator we've ever seen.
Crave Vesper Vibrator Necklace, $208 at goop.goop
exfoliating instant facialA GP personal fave, this goop by Juice Beauty Exfoliating Instant Facial will give you red carpet-ready skin in just five minutes. And what a relief it is to have a backup plan for when your luxury facialist goes on holiday.
goop by Juice Beauty Exfoliating Instant Facial, $59 at goop. goop
copper oil cruetTo those who think pizza is for ball games and children's birthday parties - have you ever tried pouring artisanal garlic oil on a hot slice right out of a wood burning oven, using a copper oil cruet? We didn't think so.
Eligo Copper Oil Cruet, $115 at goop.goop
G.Tox travel kitIs constant private jet travel bringing you down? Then this G.Tox Travel Kit, complete with bath soak, shampoo, cleanser and scrub will have you feeling refreshed faster than you can say "Maldives Luxury Villa."
G.Tox Travel Kit, $56 at goop.goop
Lion's Mane mushroom elixirWe all know there's nothing quite as delectable as a single sous vide foraged mushroom atop a bed of locally harvested microgreens, but did you know that mushroom powders can be good for your health too? Really though, these healthy powders can pack a punch and can be mixed into drinks and recipes to support a healthy body.
Four Sigmatic Lion's Mane Mushroom Elixir, $53 at goop. goop
womenswork gardening glovesIf you're going to have fresh roses every week, you might as well pick them yourself. These buttery soft leather women's gardening gloves are much more stylish than the unsightly green ones that clash with just about every sunhat out there.
Womanswork Women's Gardener Gloves, $63 at goop. goop