If everything before the bumping of uglies (or, as we like to call them, “pretties”) is considered foreplay, that leaves a lot of time (hopefully a lot; for foreplay we mean) where things could turn awkward.
Does any of this sound familiar?
“You taste better than my mom’s homemade cooking.”
“Got your nose!”
“It looks like a spaceman.”
“I’ll allow you to pick the whip.” (Is that really so bad? At least you get to pick.)
According to true-confessions app Whisper, these are actual examples of “foreplay.” (We just had to put that in quotes, ‘cause really, Got your nose? Come on.) And there are many more, oh, so many more.
We’re really hoping that a lot of these confessions came from one night stands time occasions. Why? Because, friends, if your partner says anything like, “Look at your stomach and thighs. They’re so fat.” while you’re trying to get your sex on, well, they don’t deserve to be your partner.