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A Nashville-based writer was hit with a McDonald’s craving at 1am and did what any sane person would do: headed for his nearest drive-thru. What should have been a painfully normal outing turned out to be the most incredibly bizarre interaction with a drive-thru employee… possibly ever. Now, you haven’t really lived until you’ve been to McDonald’s in the middle of the night, but we’re talking about a story that’s so unbelievable there’s no way he could have made it up. It’s got drama, romance and plot twists that rival Grey’s Anatomy. Naturally, he live-tweeted the entire experience.

Behold:

This alone would be a great story, but it gets weirder.

OK, we would have been thrown off too. 

Unless you’re throwing that pie in a blender with some ice cream, this is unacceptable.

But clearly Josh is a better person than us.

And then things take a dark turn.

He tries to be empathetic, but the man’s desire to process his order takes over.

TAKE THE PIE, MAN!

PHEW.

Wait. What?

He could have easily found a different drive-thru by now. Probably one with milkshakes.

This is starting to sound like the world’s most elaborate ploy to sell apple pies.

Give us 20 pies to get out of here.

That’s at least 15 years older than we imagined.

What is even happening?

After all of that, that’s their story? Come on guys!

We’re sorry, other guy. Disgruntled co-workers aside, we can’t decide if this guy was the worst McDonald’s employee ever, or the worlds greatest apple pie salesman.

Oh, and P.S.

Skeptical? Car garbage doesn’t lie.

If the three of them don’t end up on Ellen with a lifetime supply of milkshakes by next week, then the Internet has failed us.