After appearing together on The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber and becoming friends, Martha Stewart, the Queen of the kitchen and the DIY empire, and Snoop Dogg, the King of West Coast rap and weed references, have teamed up to host the new weekly series Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party (airs every Monday at 10 pm E.T. on Gusto). Last night was the season premiere, and not only are we now really hungry, we’re totally in love with the show. It’s just weird enough to work.
This week’s season premiere kicked off with a fried chicken challenge and the first of many awkward moments.
The face that Snoop made
His face says it all after Martha said she was better at making fried chicken than him.
And so, the night of cringe-worthy and hilariously awkward lines had officially begun. Pull up a chair and grab a napkin, it’s time to dive into the most wonderfully weird lines from the series premiere of Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party.
Awkward greetings from the celebrity guests
Seth Rogen, Wiz Khalifa and Ice Cube were the night’s guests, with Wiz bringing Martha a bag full of weed and Rogen stating the obvious: “This is the weirdest group of people ever on a stage.”
Things just got weirder
Snoop and Martha role-play what it’s like to order fried chicken through a bullet-proof glass in poor neighbourhoods.
Martha and Seth’s ‘hood’ talk
Martha tries to convince Seth to vote for her chicken: “Seth, I have to win. I can’t lose to the hood.”
But Seth sees it differently: “Give the hood a break, Martha.”
Martha’s harsh assessment of Seth wearing one of Wiz’s chains
“It looks like a nuva ring. You look so nerdy,” Martha says.
When Seth tries to make Martha uncomfortable
Seth’s response to Martha questioning whether her presence was keeping the show from being a Sausage Party: “Hearing you say those words was one of the better things that’s ever happened to me. You being here makes it a Sausage Party and Taco Fiesta.”
Seth bashes Martha’ chicken
Seth’s response to Martha describing the chicken as beautiful and white and cold: “I’m not touching that one.”
This painful yet hilarious banter
Martha to Snoop: “If you took a buttermilk bath, you’d be whiter.”
Seth: “If one person knows how to make shit whiter it’s Martha Stewart.”
And Snoop’s response to Martha claiming she was born in Poland
“Since I know how you like to work around the pole, I’m going to say you’re from Poland.”
Martha Stewart’s non-culinary related words of wisdom
“Going to jail doesn’t make you stronger. Getting struck by lightning does.”
Watch Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party every Monday at 10 pm E.T. on Gusto.