Kendall then plunged headlong into an off-key rap about how great his dad is—featuring such fantastic lines as "50 years strong now he’s rollin’ in a sick ride," and a constant refrain of "L to the O.G. Dude be the O-G-A-N."We were just watching from our couch, but our faces were an exact reflection of those in the audience. A combination of shock, confusion, and complete mortification. But for some reason, we just can’t seem to look away."Bro, don’t get it twisted," he continued (it's a long rap). "I’ve been through hell. But since I stan Dad, I’m alive and well."He may be alive and well, but we are DYING. Is it just us or are we getting flashbacks to our third-grade talent show? *shivers*.After what seemed like a lifetime, Kendall finally finished his pathetic daddy rap by placing a tartan baseball cap on his stone-faced father’s head. And honestly, we pretty much just blacked out after that.Kendal is..... rapping #Succession #SuccessionHBO pic.twitter.com/3WK0sw68AX
— The News Intern (@TheNewsIntern1) September 30, 2019
It’s deeply sad how far this man has gone just to get Logan’s (AKA, L to the O.G.’s), approval. Kendall’s whole pathetic/estranged/sociopathic thing he’s got going on is clearly a product of being severely damaged by his toxic money-grubbing family. In reality, we think he just needs someone to love.But to love this guy, he needs to first stop making us feel like we want to go dig ourselves into a hole and hide for the remainder of the season.Kendall is up on stage rapping. #SuccessionHBO #succession pic.twitter.com/O3nT0hFCtD
— Ladybuglizzie (@sagevalentine) September 30, 2019