Twins (or triplets, quads, whatever number) are a phenomenon some people just cannot wrap their heads around. But instead of wondering in the privacy of their own head (or y’know, Googling), some people head straight for the nearest mom of multiples and ask away. The inane questions have been asked countless times of countless women and, finally, one mom has had it.
In order to save strangers the trouble, blogger Uncanny Annie thought it would be easier to answer everyone’s questions about her twins without saying a word.
It has to be annoying. But there seem to be some answers she left out. Like, which one’s older, are they close, how their personalities differ, how can she afford them, how having two babies at once means she’s done (or not done), and that the idea of college and weddings makes her want to cry and go play the lottery. Not that we’d ever ask all those questions (unless someone would like to tell us the answers…).
Oh, and how could we forget? No, you cannot have one.