Your Emoji keyboard is going to grow in 2016. That’s because 67 new options have been added to Unicode’s candidate list, and there appears to be something for
everyone every penis size. Just look at the facts: You’ve got a cucumber, a baguette, a carrot, and even a wilting flower. But outside of the contenders for next year’s Emoji eggplant (the most popular stand-in for penis-related texts), there are some fun expressive options, like “face palm” and “shrug,” that could be the next big 100 or woman dancing in a red dress.
Given that a whole new onslaught of Emoji options will mean more emotions to choose from, we thought we’d give you a crash course on how to use some of ’em: