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In the culinary world, presentation is everything. But some restaurants have gone way too far. Sure, we may eat with our eyes first, but does that mean that restaurants need to find things in the literal garbage, clean them off and then use them as plate substitutes? Who was asking for any of this? There’s a movement happening on the Internet called “We Want Plates,” where real people are calling dining establishments out on their bizarre choices of plating. They want plates, and not to have to eat food out of a…toilet. Which, unfortunately, is an actual thing. See for yourself:

A pat of butter is so pedestrian. Let’s put it on a rock for some arbitrary reason.

Don’t worry, this rib joint has wrapped the shovel in foil so you don’t get chipped pieces of rust in your mouth. How kind!

Bowls are for losers. What we need is to tirelessly shuck oysters so we can use the shells for our meager servings of broth. 

You know that can of beans you recycle? This restaurant makes your drink out of it.

Do you have a license to drive those tacos, sir? Why is this happening?

As you can see from these images, literally sorting through garbage is the inspiration for a lot of these vessels. Like this place isn’t even hiding that fact at all.

Talk about farm to table, right? Like, who doesn’t want actual soil in their food served on a trowel? No one could possibly want this. 

“We ran out of everything, so is it cool if we take a water glass and shove some fries in ’em?”

Time to leave this restaurant.

Oh, you know what’s really gross? Everything about this. It is a creamy dessert in an old soup can.

So often you think to yourself…my meal is missing sawdust and a miniature wheelbarrow containing a condiment.

Where does one even acquire a mouse-sized picnic table?

Please enjoy our hot hanging bowls. They are not conveniently by your mouth at all.

We bring the food to you…on a cubist bookcase. For some reason.

We had all of this old slate kicking around from the reno and thought…plates?

Porcelain vessels for ice cream that literally looks like poop. HOW?

Curry…in a toilet bowl. This has to be the most disgusting way to present food.

What did you do last night? Oh, nothing, just watched my food balance on a real log and hoped it wouldn’t fall off.

Oh, come on. Dessert you brush your teeth with? Points for creativity, and then we’re taking those points away for stupidity.

Excuse me sir, but there is bread in your hat. A hat???

Hat not classy enough for you? Why not a shoe?

Again, who is making these miniature items that serve no other purpose than to enrage people who just want to eat off a real dish?

A plastic sheet to eat spaghetti off of?

A bread slipper…

Okay, this is getting to us. Last one: chips on a miniature clothesline in the shape of clothes?

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