When Ronaldo Fraga showed his collection at Sao Paolo Fashion Week, it began like any other show. Models, one foot in front of the other, trotted down the runway, wearing the latest fashions. But then the pieces came out in twos, with one man and one woman wearing festive cloaks.
As you can see, there is a print of a human heart on the fabric. Look closely and you can see the aorta. Then things began to get interesting, with the male model showing off how zippers, by nature, come updone. Notice his steady hand.
But it wasn’t merely a demonstration of the clothing’s finishing. Nope, he was aiming to disrobe the model, and she would do the same for him.
What happens next is of the semi-nude category, so if you have issues with adults in underwear, or censored breasts, then you should not continue. So, after they took off each other’s clothes, they revealed their underwear. This underwear, we’ll proclaim, leaves zero to the imagination.
As you can see, the underwear includes a print of either a penis or a vagina. It appears hand-drawn, as if someone took a sharpie to fresh-out-of-the-tri-pack underwear.
The models have never felt more naked wearing clothes in their lives.