Daenarys and Drogo, together again
It’s been three long years since Daenerys Targaryen and Khal Drogo were each other’s moon and stars on Game of Thrones and they were going to live happily ever after. You know, except for the dying by an infected wound thing getting in their way.
But Emilia Clarke just happened to be at Paris Fashion Week this weekend, as was Jason Momoa and the two met up and it was perfect.
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Yes, Jen and Justin are still married
It was exactly two months ago that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were married in a top-secret wedding so the timing was right for them to make their red carpet debut as an official married couple.
The Therouxes attended the Austin premiere of Justin’s series The Leftovers on Saturday and looked like they do on every red carpet — perfect. He wore his usual dress-up duds (a black suit, skinny black tie) and she wore a black as well, though in a jumpsuit, not her usual LBD. It wasn’t as form-fitting as some of her usual attire so let the pregnancy rumours begin.
Donna Martin totally had sex with Brandon Walsh
The Unauthorized Beverly Hills 90210 Story was on this weekend but before it aired, Tori Spelling appeared on Celebrity Lie Detector. She spoke about her piddly inheritance, Shannen Doherty pissing off Ian Ziering, getting a kiss from Luke Perry and sleeping with two of her co-stars. Wait, what? We all knew about Brian Austin Green but who was the other one? Turns out, it was Jason Priestley! Donna and Brandon???
“It was a summer fling, it was off set, It was our version of, like, a summer romance, the 90210 version and that was it,” said Tori. “You know, we stayed great friends for the rest of the run, and beyond that, but yeah, we had that one summer fling.” Hmm, wonder what Priestley has to say about this. But weird, no? Considering Donna and Brandon had zero chemistry. Donna and David foreva!
An all-Miley SNL wasn’t enough
Miley Cyrus was not only the host of SNL‘s season premiere but the musical guest as well. There were mentions of weed, of course, she sang about the biggest news of the summer during her opening monologue, did a Grease parody and an homage to When Harry Met Sally‘s infamous orgasm scene. Miley also made sure she wasn’t in the skit that mocked Taylor Swift‘s squad, a skit that was basically a zombie-apocalypse world filled with clones of Tay’s pals. Heh.
Really, though, the other best skit of the night also didn’t have Miley in it. When real-life Hillary Clinton came face-to-face with Kate McKinnon‘s Hillary Clinton, it was glorious. Hill even did her best Trump imitation: “Isn’t he the one that’s like, ‘Ugggh … you’re all losers!’?” Definitely deserving of a fist-bump.
This is what Matthew McConaughey looks like fat and bald
No, really. This is Matty. But it’s going to be all right, all right, all right. It’s just for his new movie, Gold, which also stars Bryce Dallas Howard and Edgar Ramirez. But going from the lengths he went for Dallas Buyers Club and now this? Wow.