Everyone knows that Disney princes and princesses are impossibly beautiful. They are, after all, animated. Or at least they used to be. Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen, the artist who brought us portraits of what those beloved princesses would look like as real life people, is at it again.
This time the Finn has conceptualized what the princes would look like, and we have to say we’re developing some unrealistic crushes here. After all, men this beautiful simply do not exist in the world.
Check them out for yourself. We apologize in advance for being a little ridiculous in our reactions.
This is what Disney princes would look like in real life
HerculesTell us this man has an achilles heel. We won't believe you. Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen
HerculesHere's the original, in case you wanted to compare. Disney
John SmithLet's take a look at someone a little less heroic, shall we? Perhaps this Disney lad won't translate the same way. Disney
John SmithWrong. He can Pocahontas us any time. Sorry... too much? Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen
Prince AdamSure, he spent much of the movie as a terrifying, snarling beast...Disney
Prince AdamBut can we just say, damn. Dorian Gray's got nothing on him.Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen
AladdinAhhh the Prince of Thieves. He looks a little dorky here, which is partially why we love him, right?Disney
AladdinNever mind, we take that back. This is not a man who invokes his inner dork. Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen
Prince CharmingSo how do you make a cartoon from the 1950s into a strapping young lad fit for a 2015 audience?Disney
Prince CharmingLike. This. What strapping shoulders you have, sir. Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen
Prince EricWe totally had a crush on this Little Mermaid prince growing up. Disney
Prince EricThe only thing that would make this better is if his dog was in the portrait too. Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen
Prince PhilipAh, yes... the first prince to ever get a proper name and character, back in the Sleeping Beauty era. Disney
Prince PhilipYeah. We don't know how she got any sleeping done. Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen
TarzanTarzan confused. Too many six packs to count. Disney
TarzanOne, two, three...Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen