How often have women wished that men could really — we mean really — know what it’s like to be pregnant, go through childbirth or deal with the pressures of breast feeding? Well now we have a better idea of at least one of those issues.
In the video, above, two dudes seem to have this breastfeeding thing down pat, going through all of the trials and tribulations typical to women such as leaky boobs, sensitive nipples and the tried-and-true pump-and-dump. Of course as these guys man-ually pump and enjoy Guinness beer while taking their shirts off everywhere, the world is their breastfeeding oyster.
Picture the guys in question also one-upping each other in terms of how much milk they can produce, what they can hit from a distance with their impressive squirts, and how pimped out their breast-pumping caves are. Breastfeeding as competitive sport. Sounds like a good time.
They also celebrate all of the benefits that can go along with breast-feeding, like weight loss and places of employment that fist-bump the idea of “doing it all,” being free to breastfeed in public places, swanky nursing roo… hmm. Wait a minute. Swanky nursing rooms? Openly pumping in meetings? This is not the usual dynamic. But hey, it totally should be! And we think we know what will bring the change.
Come on dudes, let’s find a way to include you in this activity, cause we’re tired of nursing in the dirtiest bathroom stall. Bring on the HD channels!