If a startled animal ever escapes its pen, one only needs to call the the experts at Ueno Zoo in Tokyo, Japan for advice.
Zoo keepers there are entirely prepared for an escape since they practice an “animal escape drill” each year – complete with animal costumes and simulated drama. This year, one keeper had the honour of sporting a zebra costume and, we have to say, the entire “zebra escape drill” video (which you can watch above) is all kinds of amazing.
“Hey guys, I’m just going out to grab some Mickey Ds”:
“Oh, shit. Did I knock him over? Geez.”
“OK, who called the freaking cops?”
“I’m just lookin’ for a ‘buy one get one free McMuffin’ coupon.”
“So. Hungry. Can’t. Go. On.”
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
“Dude, stop poking me.”
“All right, wrap it up boys. No Mickey Ds for me…”