We believe most ladies can agree, that sometimes we just need a helping hand when it comes to getting the job (you know, the job) done. Besides, isn’t everything a little more fun with toys? At least, sex certainly can be — if you’ve got the right tools, that is.
Sure, we’ve tried the rabbit, the We-Vibe, and several versions of vibrators in between. But this latest contraption is so darned good… well it might just ruin good old fashioned sex.
Introducing The Womanizer, a gaudy-looking contraption with a terrible name. At first glance, you would think this was a piece of machinery designed by a man who believes he knows what women want (but really doesn’t). Click it into action, however, and it’s quickly apparent that this is the toy for anyone with a vagina.
If you’ve been experiencing a lack of clitoral stimulation (or have never had a clitoral orgasm), then this is the toy for you. Myriad reviews claim that the women who tested it out have had good, long orgasms thanks to the suction-cup like apparatus that attaches itself to the clitoral hood.
So what, exactly, is the problem? Well there isn’t one, per se. Expect that this thing is so good and fast, it can take away all of the climatic fun that comes with having sex. It’s also a solo mission, if you get our drift. Unless your partner watching you get off in 30 seconds or less is your thing.
On the plus side, if you’re just looking to rub one out solo after a long hard day, well you could whip this baby out and still have plenty of time to cook yourself a nice little dinner afterwards. With or without wine. Sometimes too much is just too much.
Want one? It’s yours from Amazon for just under 200 bucks. Just consider it an early Christmas present to yourself or something.
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