Tiffany Haddish is a joy and a delight; we seriously cannot help but love her. Every room she walks into becomes party-central and people fall under her spell quicker than you can say the magic words “Black Mitzvah” (her latest comedy special, FYI). No one knows the power of her persuasive charm better than Seth Meyers, whom she sat down with Wednesday night to talk about rocking the mic at a Globes after-party, offering up her womb to strangers (you read that right), and becoming Seth’s BFF way back in 2009.
The minute she sat down she wanted to get the party started. “I wish y’all had played something more funky for me so I could twerk for y’all. This is a little twerk dress! I got my twerk boots on!”
For the love of all things divine and holy, Seth, put some 2Chainz on so the woman can twerk. She’s the embodiment of the “Talented, Brilliant, Incredible” Lady Gaga meme.
As if that weren’t enough, she went on to talk about how she decided her fifth Globes after-party of the night wasn’t hype enough for Our Lady of Twerkington so she grabbed the mic from the DJ and showed them how it’s really done. Admitting to both drinking heavily and doing some more (legal) recreational exploration with Snoop Dogg before that, she explained: “I walked into the Netflix party and I saw the energy was not where it needed to be, energy-wise… this DJ, he was dumb enough to let me get [the mic]… He started playing ‘City Girls’ and I guess he thought I was gonna give the microphone back, but no. I just started rapping on top of ‘City Girls,’ even though I don’t know none of the lyrics to that song—I made my own lyrics up.”
It’s no wonder Tiff is so spectacular at bringing the funk—in another life (AKA before she was famous) she actually worked as a “professional energy producer,” which is a real job where she was hired for parties, like big birthdays and bat mitzvahs, to pump up the energy in the room. “My job is to produce positive energy in any room I step in,” she told Seth. “My job is to make it just poppin’ and get the old people dancing, the young people dancing, get everybody moving together.”
If you know anything about our girl Tiff, she never has just one wacky and zany story—she has a million of them. She went on to elaborate on a story she previously told eTalk about the night she met her I’m The Boss co-star Rose Byrne. The two went for a night out on the town to get to know each other and at one point, Tiffany decided that the strangers sitting next to them should be allowed to rent out her womb, should they be so inclined.
Rose Byrne had to rescue Tiffany Haddish at a bar
“We’re at the bar and we’re talking—there’s these guys at the bar; I’m definitely not their type,” she explained to Seth, “They like men. I start hitting on them, and you know, once I get a little drink in me, I wanna donate my womb.”
We hope the men gave her proposition some serious thought because that seems like a golden opportunity to get in on her exquisitely charming DNA.While she seems like a total joy to party with, you definitely also need the “Rose Byrne friend” around to make sure no life-altering decisions are made under the influence.