You know what is relaxing? Yoga. It’s therapeutic, it aids in keeping you nice and limber (which, in turn, can make you good at sex) and there are so many varieties that it’s fairly appealing to most people. But ‘Trill Yoga’ is not for everyone (note: trill stands for true and real). We’re not saying you couldn’t work up to this cool way of doing it that’s sweeping Instagram, but don’t just jump right in – it’s not exactly safe. But what it is is very cool. Basically, people are throwing their legs up in the air and gyrating their bodies on public property. Why? Attention, probably. And possibly something to do with chakras. And well, they’ve got our attention. So, here are some examples of the trillest yogis:
“I just dropped my subway fare, wherever could it be?”
“This stairwell is out of order, please use another.”
“If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to trill yoga.”
“The beach itself isn’t relaxing enough. I need trill yoga. I crave it.”
How is this even humanly possible?
Seriously, she’s a human cantilever.
This just seems super-dangerous in every possible way.