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It’s that time of year again when the TV shows go on hiatus and many of us fill the This is Us void with a selection of Christmas classics. For some of us that’s It’s a Wonderful Life or A Christmas Story. For others it’s Elf or Love Actually. And for everyone, of course, there’s the Hallmark movie.

Every Hallmark movie in existence is both an instant classic and completely indistinguishable from every single other one. Can you discern the nuanced differences between the plots of A Manhattan Christmas, The Christmas Spark and Santa’s Little Helper? Did you pick up on the fact that two of those were completely made up titles and the last one is actually the name of the Simpsons’ dog?

We’ve all collectively acknowledged at this point that every Hallmark Christmas offering is the same. They’re so similar, in fact, that Twitter has been roasting (and celebrating) the formula with the hashtag #HallmarkMoviesIn5Words. And it is so unbelievably accurate.

Of course, Hallmark has their own opinion: Best. Movies. Ever.

They’re a little biased but okay.

Anyone else have a sudden urge to put on a red and green sweater, bake up some Christmas cookies and watch Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls fall in love with Carmen Cortez from Spy Kids (yes, really)?