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When you look at Mark Zuckerberg, he probably doesn’t strike you as the type of person to hunt his own food. We get the feeling the Facebook founder is more the sell-out-American-democracy type (check!) than the hunter-forager type.

Apparently he can be both though, because according to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, Mark went through a phase when he killed all his own meat. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Dorsey recalled a time Mark had him over for dinner and served him cold goat that he had killed himself. With a laser gun.

Billionaires are so extra.

“Well, there was a year when [Mark] was only eating what he was killing. He made goat for me for dinner. He killed the goat,” Dorsey said. “He killed it before [I got there]. I guess he kills it. He kills it with a laser gun and then the knife. Then they send it to the butcher.”

When the the interviewer pressed Dorsey on the laser thing (because really? Who is he? Elon Musk?) Dorsey said it might have been a stun gun.

“I don’t know. A stun gun. They stun it, and then he knifed it. Then they send it to a butcher,” he corrected. “Evidently in Palo Alto there’s a rule or regulation that you can have six livestock on any lot of land, so he had six goats at the time.

“I go, ‘We’re eating the goat you killed?’ He said, ‘Yeah.’ I said, ‘Have you eaten goat before?’ He’s like, ‘Yeah, I love it.’ I’m like, ‘What else are we having?’ ‘Salad,'” Dorsey recalled.

So how are Mark Zuckerberg’s cooking skills? Apparently not that great.

“We waited for about 30 minutes,” Jack continued. “He’s like, ‘I think it’s done now.’ We go in the dining room. He puts the goat down. It was cold. That was memorable. I don’t know if it went back in the oven. I just ate my salad.”

Dorsey added that he hoped that little tidbit wouldn’t become the headline for the whole Rolling Stone piece. It didn’t. But then the internet got a hold of it. And here we are.

Oh, and Zuckerberg’s goat now has a Twitter account which must be some sort of weird ironic metaphor, right?