Will’s younger brother is reportedly looking for a wife. A future Princess (Duchess? Lady? We don’t know. Do we look British?). Purely coincidentally we spotted this personal ad while browsing the paper (in our dreams) and wanted to share it with all our single friends.
“I’m an athletic, increasingly mature, somewhat independent, adventurous 30-year-old who has been clinging to bachelorhood for far too long. I’m six-foot-two, about 195 pounds, have blue-green eyes, red hair, am normally clean-shaven but can rock a scruffy beard if the situation calls for it.
I’m well-educated, well-mannered and fairly well off. I love playing and watching all kinds of sports, the outdoors (particularly North and South Poles) and enjoy poker and billiards, though not necessarily while naked. I have a wicked sense of humour and like to have a good time — but not too good, if you know what I mean. But I also love kids (I’m a great uncle), have a warm and caring nature and am very involved in loads of charity work.
Here’s the catch, if I’m being honest. It should be noted I’m a military man which means that while there are times I am in uniform (and look quite smart in them, if I do say so myself), I’m also not around for long periods of time, if the job calls for it. Take it all with a grain of salt but note my family perks might be incentive to give me a whirl on the dance floor (which I am also pretty adept at).
But enough about me; here’s what I’m looking for:
* A wonderful partner who is easy on the eyes, in good health and has a solid financial and family background (read: no skeletons). You’ll need to have a good sense of humour, will appreciate my love to laugh, have a polished, sophisticated style, as well as patience, understanding and fidelity. You should be a confident woman who isn’t afraid of a little attention thrown her way and you must be all right with your whole life being put under a microscope for all the world to see. Ultimately, however, a love and need to give back to others is of the utmost importance.
Are you my future Mrs. Right?
* Former models and dancers need not apply.”
What a catch!
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