Oh baby, baby, baby, oh. That was just one reaction that went through out minds when we did it… we clicked on the pictures of Justin Bieber’s “baby” maker. And now we can’t un-see them.
We beg of you, don’t fall into the trap we did, and just let your curiosity subside rather than click on the link to see them for yourself (and if you don’t like black bars, what can we say? Google is your friend). Because really, why would you want to see pictures of the barely legal crooner anyhow? Just because he’s skinny dipping on his own vacation (in Bora Bora of all places) and some paparazzi decided to swoop in with the lenses doesn’t mean we should.
Or if you really feel like you need to do this, at least ask yourself — what do you hope to achieve by seeing such things? Will you require eye bleach when you’re done or will your retinas burn with the images even after you close your eyes?
Will actually seeing these pictures add any kind of value to your day, whatsoever, or will you be mad at yourself for the next week for participating in such obvious click bait?
Would you like to leave anything up to the imagination? Or are you comfortable knowing that Biebs did ask to be ahem, roasted? Skewered, even. So everything is fair game, correct? Except, really will you feel better having looked?
Okay let’s face it. We looked, and we know you are going to look too. How can you not — Justin Bieber is like Canada’s own train wreck. We really, really want him to get on track, but we can’t help but look when he falls off. And even though he probably should have known that going skinny dipping would result in some sort of pap snap, what 21-year-old hasn’t gone skinny dipping while frolicking with friends?
So, enjoy. Or don’t. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Hey, remember the last time the Biebs flashed some bum?