Why do celebrities agree to do this torturous, disgusting, absolute nightmare show segments for our sheer enjoyment? We don’t know but we’re forever thankful for weird little sketches like the “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts” segment on James Corden’s Late Late Show (weeknights at 12:37 a.m. ET) where guests either answer tough questions about their lives or eat scorpions, a thousand year old egg, fish eyes, or a bull penis, just to name a few of the delicacies from Lucifer’s Buffet of Vomitous Delights. Whose sadistic brain even concocted this?
Wednesday night, legendary actress Demi Moore, who has just released a tell-all autobiography about her life and famous love affairs (including those with Bruce Willis, Emilio Estevez, and Ashton Kutcher), was in the hot seat and actually managed to keep her cool when James asked her things like “What’s the worst movie you’ve ever been in?” and, “Who is an actor who you’ve worked with who didn’t deserve to be paid more than you?”
Surprisingly, her answer to the former wasn’t Striptease, but she did successfully avoid the thousand year egg. The latter was a little trickier, especially staring down the barrel of a Hot Sauce Shooter.
With a gleam in her eyes, Demi answered, “I’d say Bruce Willis.” (DAAAAAMMMMMN) But then added that she couldn’t say he didn’t deserve his salary for 1991’s Mortal Thoughts. Hmm, that wasn’t the question, Demi. Refusing to say unequivocally that Bruce didn’t deserve his pay, she took. the. shot.
That wasn’t Demi’s only disgusting (and probably dangerous) dive into the Lazy Susan of Doom. She was also faced with the question, “Which Now And Then co-star would you leave at the side of the road? Rita Wilson, Rosie O’Donnell, or Melanie Griffith?”
Clearly unable to throw her girls under the bus, she downed a mouthful of Mayo, Cheese Curd & Soy Sauce smoothie, leaving a dollop on her chin. Ugh, someone hold our hair back, we’re about to blow chunks.
James also had to answer some toughies like, “Which chapter of Demi’s book was his favourite?” (forcing him to down a chunk of Ox Blood and Pork Tongue jelly . . . *gulp*), and, “Name one celebrity who’s disappointed you,” (which he said was rapper Rick Ross, saving him from the smoothie that got Demi), and, “Who is the worst actor in Cats out of Jason Derulo, Jennifer Hudson and Taylor Swift?”
“I hate this game! Why do we do it?” he screamed, “This is more disappointing than Rick Ross!” before eating a fish eye that *gulp* exploded in his mouth.
Celebs, this is a talk show, not a court of law. You’re not under oath! Just lie about your answer and then deny it all in the media the next day. Or better yet, tell the truth and earn nothing but fist bumps and high fives forever.
Watch The Late Late Show with James Corden weeknights at 12:37 a.m. ET.