This will easily be the most bizarre story you’ll read today. First off, Jessica Lowndes isn’t exactly a household name but the beautiful Canadian was one of the stars of the 92010 remake. She’s kept her love life pretty hush-hush but it seems she couldn’t contain it any longer and had to let everyone know who her famous boyfriend is.
And it’s … Jon Lovitz. Yes. THAT Jon Lovitz. And, no. It’s no joke.
Easter with my bunny, @jessicalowndes !!!♥️♥️♥️ pic.twitter.com/P0BPf96QS9
— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) March 28, 2016
Lowndes reassures everyone that she hasn’t been hacked, which is kind of sad, and simply wanted to share her good news with everyone.
And while we don’t know how they met or how long they’ve been together, it seems to be serious. Engaged-to-be-married serious.
The ring pic was captionless, unlike her other images that had icky “Daddy” hashtags. Shudder.
She’s 27 and he’s 58 and while they’re prepared for “haters,” I don’t think it’s the age difference that is catching everyone by surprise. They just seem so … weird. But congrats?
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The Biebz did a cheek-and-greet…
Justin may find his concert meet-and-greets depressing after a while but you know what doesn’t get him down? A little camping trip between tour stops.
The Biebs and some of his people took on the great outdoors where he slept on the ground …
…relished his surrounding…
…and, well, stripped down for a dip in a lake.
Oh, if a body of water could talk. After enjoying his time away from everything, the show must go on. But keep making these stops, Bieber. We’re totally OK with it.
Hugh Jackman is a real-life superhero
Just when you thought Hugh wasn’t perfect enough, he goes and does something like this. He and his family spent Saturday at the beach but things got scary when the waters got rough. According to witnesses, Jackman narrowly escaped a riptide, but jumped back in, first to get his daughter up to a sandbar, then again to get his son. Footage also shows the actor gesturing to other swimmers and, at one point, pulling a man through the water.
Hugh’s publicist told Entertainment Weekly that “Hugh and Oscar are 100 percent fine,” adding that the footage looked “a lot more dramatic than it actually was.” But that’s the scary thing about riptides; they move in quickly and sometimes people drown when trying to save swimmers caught in them. But good to know Hugh and the lifeguards leaped into action and his kids and everyone else are safe.
Gaga turned 30 and celebrated with a bunch of famous people
Lady Gaga’s birthday is today but she had a huge, star-studded bash on Saturday to ring in her 30th year. Obviously fiancé Taylor Kinney was there but it felt a little Grammy-esque, as another Taylor, Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, Kylie Minogue, Nick Jonas, Lorde and Kate Hudson were at the No Name club in Los Angeles to celebrate with the birthday girl.

Wishing you a wonderful day, Gaga. Have your cake, eat it, and roll around in it too!

David Beckham sewing doll clothes for Harper is perfection
How did you spend your Friday night? Hanging out with your pals? Dinner with your family? Catching a movie? Or were you like Beckham, in sweats and a henley, sewing tiny clothes for his daughter Harper?
Victoria Beckham posted a pic of her husband that showed just how great a dad he is.
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Amazing. As is David’s sewing job.