Best Supporting Actress nominee and reigning lip sync champion Emma Stone will probably be making the scene at the 87th Academy Awards this Sunday with her longtime boyfriend and Amazing Spider-Man co-star Andrew Garfield. However, with the flu, phlegmy, debilitating head colds, and even measles going around (the Oscars do take place in California after all) there’s a small chance Garfield won’t be able to make it. So we’re offering ourselves as backup dates, because going to the big awards show with Emma would be SO. MUCH. FUN. Here’s why:
Emma Stone is totally classy: she’ll pick you up at your door and make sure you get back home safely.
She’s also a pretty frank person. She’ll tell you whether or not she likes your dress before she lets you walk the red carpet in it.
Lemon water for dinner? No way. It’s the Oscars, and we’re pretty sure Emma’s going to want to celebrate with a dinner at Lobster Shack.
She’s happily coupled up which means she can focus on being your wingman for the night. There were one or two Best Actor nominees you had your eye on, right? S’up, Eddie Redmayne.
Emma has starred in not one but two movies with Ryan Gosling. She must have some dirt. Not that she’s the kind of woman who’d dish. But something might slip at the after party once a few beverages have been consumed.
Speaking of drinks, it would appear that Emma knows the secret ingredient to a good time.
She’s totally not self-conscious and all about having fun — which means you can be too. Want to get out of your seat and dance to Tegan and Sara’s Oscar performance of “Everything is Awesome“? She’ll be right there with you.
Because Stone is no FOMO (fear of missing out) and all YOLO.
And on the off chance that the Neil Patrick Harris-hosted awards show turns out to be a total snore….
You know she’ll be the best thing at the after-party.
It’s Emma’s first time being nominated for an Academy Award but even if she doesn’t win, we think she’ll find a way to make her presence known. Maybe during one of the presentations.
Who are we kidding? She’s totally going to win. Sorry, Meryl!