We are super excited to see Jurassic World this weekend, because we love tricera… oh, who are we kidding? It’s Chris Pratt. We love him and we’ve pretty much always loved him. His portrayal of the lovable goofball Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation, and because of his uncanny ability to be completely down-to-earth in any given situation; he’s just… ahhh. He seems just as comfortable talking about fishing and cars as he does playing one of the box office’s top new superheroes in Guardians of the Galaxy, and now we know that he can rap alongside the likes of Eminem thanks to this video that went viral earlier this week. Do we really need any more fodder for our love? Always. Here are just a few more reasons why this guy is awesomesauce.
1. He can predict the future
2. He’s married to one of the funniest hot girls around
Who also lets him shoot and serve barbecued squirrel to the family at Thanksgiving, might we add.
3. He doesn’t mind being fat
…or a “douche.”
4. He’s in touch with his feminine side…
5. He makes mistakes like the rest of us
Wanna know what I’m doing right now? Waiting for roadside assistance. Left my lights on. Battery died. Dumb dumb.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) August 2, 2014
6. He’s mastered the art of when to post about your kids
It’s a boy! Thanks for all your kind words. In lieu of gifts we ask that you mouth kiss a stranger. — chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) August 27, 2012
Home. At last. pic.twitter.com/hCeGyWcyBK
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) October 17, 2013
7. He handles life with grace…
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) September 20, 2013
8. …even if he sometimes gets carried away
9. He enjoys the great outdoors
10. He kills at romance…
11. He isn’t afraid to introduce you to the family
Anyone who says, “worst case scenario,” then describes a situation that doesn’t end with my drunk uncle randy pissing my bed is a liar.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) July 14, 2012
If laughter was really the best medicine my drunk uncle Randy’s broken wrist would have cured immediately after he jumped off the garage. — chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) August 7, 2012
“I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.” -Drunk Uncle Randy just before falling off the carport
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) August 15, 2013
12. And finally, he has a youthful spirit that makes us happier than a Muppet
Catch Jurassic World is in theaters June 12.