The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are seeking a “discreet and loyal housekeeper” to join their staff and work out of their country home in Norfolk. Will and Kate placed an ad in The Lady magazine, and describe the ideal applicant as “someone with previous housekeeping experience, ideally within a large private house, and preferably within a family environment with dogs.”
Responsibilities include “cleaning all areas of the house to a high standard; caring for and maintaining the home owners’ clothing; cleaning silverware and glassware; purchasing groceries and general provisions for the house; and dealing with deliveries…” But that’s not all. According to the Daily Mail, the position also calls for “assisting with childcare and caring for dogs,” so a Jill (or Jack) of all trades is really in order. You up to the task?
Taylor Swift suffers $40 million scratch from her cat
Damn you, Meredith Grey! How could you do that to Tay’s perfect gam? Swift’s beloved cat didn’t feel or want any love from her mama so she cut a b*tch. Olivia Benson is on Taylor’s good leg, purring with her little nose in the air.
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Just another day at the beach?
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow may be the most friendly exes to walk the Earth but wonder what she thinks of Kate Hudson in her teeny-tiny bikini hanging with her former husband? Kate and Chris enjoyed a day at the beach together (with their kids, of course) but was it simply a friendly family excursion or something more?
Please be more. While there are rumours that Chris and Jennifer Lawrence are still sort of happening, Kate is super-single. And since Martin is right in Hudson’s music-loving wheelhouse, the Coldplay frontman more than fits the bill. That being said, Kate and Gwyn are pals so maybe this is nothing more than a play date. But would you want your ex spending his time with this?
Heather Mills slams ex-husband Paul McCartney
Do you know who Paul McCartney is? Sure. Do your kids? Maybe now they do, thanks to his song with Rihanna and Kanye. And that’s fine. But according to his ex-wife, Paul is only doing it to for the sake of relevance. Mills also describes McCartney as a “guy that happened to write a few cool songs in the ’60s and a few in ’70s.” What else? He’s just a dude who fathered that designer, Stella, and used to be married to the woman who owns the biggest vegan company in the world? Gah!
Ryan Reynolds proves he’s better at Photoshop than Lindsay Lohan
Reynolds is like everyone else. Because who hasn’t Photoshopped themselves and a loved one’s face onto Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears‘ denim-clad bodies? So that’s exactly what Reynolds did and now he and wife Blake Lively are everything.
The night started exactly as planned. But I take full responsibility for the denim condom. It was a mistake. pic.twitter.com/Uy1hXD34Bb
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 15, 2015