You could say the sex was out of this world. A group of women in the U.S. say they have children who live on giant spaceships after they got it on with some extra terrestrials. The purpose of this interstellar romp, according to the women, was to create a super-species that combines the best alien and human characteristics. “There was a real freedom and we were really going for it. It was the best sex I ever had,” a woman named Bridget Nielson said.
Nobody will notice! Mission Park Funeral Chapels and Cemeteries in Texas is currently facing two lawsuits after multiple families allege the company lost the bodies of the deceased. To make matters worse, one suit even accuses the funeral home of trying to pass off the mistake by instead displaying the corpse of a stranger. The family says they had to conduct a 2 to 3 hour search to find their actual relative, who was apparently found at another funeral home. The claims have not been proven in court.
We have found the real 007. When a man woke up to the sound of his own car’s engine revving in the driveway this week, he took immediate action to stop the thief inside. Clad only in his boxers, the car’s owner jumped onto the roof of the vehicle as it took off down the street. The car was moving at 90 km an hour when the owner smashed the back window and somehow crawled inside. The thief and the man scuffled, until the car crashed into a safety barrier. A suspect has since been taken into police custody.
Never deny a man his sandwich. Police say a man walked into a Subway restaurant this week, but quickly got into an argument with two employees after they refused to make him a sandwich (it’s unclear why the person was denied service). The suspect then left the store and allegedly returned later with three other people, and one of the Subway workers was then assaulted. Three men and a woman have since been arrested.
That’s one key you don’t want to lose. A 60-year-old woman in Italy told firefighters she needed help opening a padlock this week. When the crew asked her where she lived, she instead lifted her sweater to show them she was wearing an iron chastity belt. After removing the belt, she explained to firefighters that she was wearing it because she was concerned about recent news reports of sexual assaults.