If you’ve been looking for a way to combine your love of reality TV shows and a vacation in the Bahamas, we have the trip for you! Vacations By Design has just announced their latest celebrity cruise, which will feature three stars from MTV’s long-running reality series Teen Mom.
Teen Mom OG’s Amber Portwood and Maci Bookout and Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry will be part of the first-ever Teen Mom Cruise, which will sail from Miami to the Bahamas for five days next August. Starting at $734, the tour includes special screenings and surprises, in-person interviews, Q & A’s, and on-board entertainment. No word on whether that entertainment includes learning how to scream at your ex or cry on camera.
This could be fun, right? While the show tends to lean towards the horrifically depressing, with fractured relationships and heavy responsibilities dealt to the young cast, the cruise could be neat…we think?
We’re not exactly sure who the target demo is for the cruise, which is being hailed by the cruise company as ‘family friendly.’ It’s a 21 years of age or older event, so if you do get pregnant on board, no one from MTV is going to care.
There’s now a Walking Dead cruise, a New Kids On The Block cruise, a Star Trek cruise, a country music cruise, a kickball cruise, a Def Leppard cruise, a Soul Train cruise, a Gospel music cruise, a Pitbull cruise, and a cruise hosted by NFL player Rob Gronkowski. So maybe the real question isn’t should you go on a Teen Mom Cruise, but how isn’t there already a Teen Mom Cruise?
Of course, not all Teen Mom stars were invited on the cruise. Former porn star Farrah Abraham was not asked to be a part of the event, with the cruise company again reinforcing the ‘family friendly’ angle. Looks like we just figured out what to get dad for Christmas!
It’s probably for the best. Open water and bitter feuds make for a dangerous sail.