Let’s face it, you probably know what to expect from Apple’s big announcement later today.
We may not know exactly what products the company intends to unveil *cough* iWatch *cough*, but we do have a pretty good idea of how they’re going to unveil them. Because after all of these so-called “big announcements” from Apple over the years, most of us have begun to notice a formula. Here’s how it’s probably going to play out:
Colourful graphs will flash on stage. Catchphrases like “magical” and “revolutionary” will be thrown around. Dorky jokes will line the entire presentation.
Thankfully, however, there’s now a way to make these formulaic annoucements a lot more entertaining. Introducing Apple Bingo – your new go-to for all of the company’s future presentations. Every time you spot a misleading graph, catch an underhanded stab at Android, or hear one of those typical Apple catchphrases, you’ll be one step closer to shouting that beautiful, five-letter word.
Here are the rules:
1) Tune into the event right here at 10 A.M. PDT/1 P.M. EST.
2) Click here to get your Bingo card
3) Click the squares that apply as the event goes on
4) Take a drink (optional)
5) Once you have five squares in a row shaded, shout BINGO!
Or if that fails, just ask Siri what the big secret is.