Teresa Giudice — she of the “Real Housewives” and ever diminishing forehead — will be spending 15 months in the Orange Is The New Black jail in Danbury, Connecticut. We should clarify that the facility is an actual jail, not some sort of experiential playground a la Disneyland, which is what Mrs. Giudice seems to think it is.
The reality TV star has been indicted for bankruptcy fraud after her and her shady husband were found doing even shadier business dealings. Giudice, who does not have a forehead, has made several statements to anyone that will listen stating that she’d really like to go to that particular prison, because she is a fan of the show. Dreams do come true, you guys!
Mrs. Giudice, who can now add jailbird to her resumé just underneath being a noted forehead minimalist, will have just missed singer Lauryn Hill, who served three months at the same prison for tax evasion.